Funny story

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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.

"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."

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Aw come on NOW wees ain't all so stoupid!!! [img]confused.gif[/img]

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Oops, I didn't catch the Oklahoma reference , when I posted it...I guess we could change it to Illinois, cause wees ain't the smartest rib on the bar-b-q [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

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Naw it didn't really offend me...I* was just goofin on ya!!! Nice boobies though [img]wink.gif[/img]

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What about that camel toe, eh? You so silly [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."

The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."

Again, the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"

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was He an Okie redneck [img]cool.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] LOL!

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I think he wuz one of them East Texas Rednecks [img]wink.gif[/img]

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A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone.

He approached her and asked her name.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's beautiful," he said. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied, "I think a name needs to reflect the owner, So I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men.

What's your name?" she asked.

Pausing briefly to think, he replied "Beerfuck,"

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HAHAHHAHA I Love that!!!